I went to “.”  It was written about a dysfunctional family.  It was fun.  The movies would have been funner. But they would have been expensiver.  The acting was exceptional.  Scott Groves acted extremely well. He played the father.  The stage-managing was good. Megan Mozena was the stage manager.  I have one complaint.  It is the choice of the play.  I am not a Woody Allen fan.  There seemed to be no point to the plot.  Maybe the point is carpe diem. If so, I like the point of the play.  The program was yellow. It was nice.

I think the mother was the best character. Amanda McCann played the mother. She kicked her husband out of the house. He was cheating on her with Erika Forster. Erika Forster played Betty, “the young mistress”. One of the boys in the play was Paul. He stuttered. He was trying to be a magician.  He was played by Matt Kaye. Chris Poiry said Matt had the height to be in show business. I want to be in show business. I want to be a rock star. Then I could sing on TRL about the ice on my knuckles and my platinum belt buckles. Carson Daly makes me fall asleep.

When the play was done, Matt still had the same problem. He kept having to go practice in his room. It was funny when he yelled at his mom for coming into his room while he was cleaning. Oh, wait, I think that is in something else. The family in the play made me angry. They never did anything except make sandwiches. At the end, Amanda McCann tried to get Chris Poiry drunk and marry him. He couldn’t though because he had to help his grandmother. It was very anti-climactic.

I will go to the next play.  This one was good enough.  More people should go. Then drama would make more money. Then they wouldn’t need to borrow the chairs from my kitchen. I am happy because I am learning piano.  They should have a piano in the next play.  I like to sing songs. Maybe people would sing along if there were songs. No one sang along during this play though.

I just found out that the next play is a musical.  It is “Little Shop of Horrors”. There will be a piano in it.  I am excited. A man named “Gary” will play piano for the play.  Gary is a nice name.  I will go to the play because I like to hear singing.  It is nice. I like to sing songs like “Killing in the Name Of” and “Baby One More Time”. I don’t think that they will sing “Killing in the Name Of” though. It has bad words.

Jeff Cason is a good piano player.  He played at the Eagle Maniacs comedy show.  It was nice because he had to play songs. It was stupid because during intermission a girl thought he was the D.J.  She asked him to put on “White Wedding”. She was very stupid.  More people should go to Eagle Maniacs because it is funny.  Anne Foster-Keddie went for the first half.  She left during intermission. She was probably busy because she is ASB President.  

From now on, I am going to go to all the plays. They are kind of scary though. I am always afraid that a smelly fat person will sit by me. That is why you should take friends and sit in the middle of them. And also so a child molester doesn’t try to get you during the play. 

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