Remote Controlled Rats

 

Remote controlling animals has always been a dream, but due to recent discoveries and technology, that dream is a reality.  Recently, scientists have been able to control rats’ movements (to an extent) by using miniature backpacks that have tubes which plug into the animals’ brains.  The rats receive signals from the scientist via a laptop computer that tells them to move in a certain direction.  Electrodes in the rats’ brains receive the signals, and the back-packs supply the power.  The rats are not harmed in any way (they are rewarded), but in fact they are trained to follow directions.  The directions are simple, such as turn left, turn right, go, stop and climb.  When the rats carry out an order they are rewarded by having the pleasure center of their brains stimulated. 

Since the rats are stupid animals that act mostly on instinct, they have no reason to rebel and are simply trained to be ordered around around.  Eventually technology will advance and more intelligent animals (including humans) could be controlled by the same method.  However, some people might rebel against it or say it is not right (mostly moral fanatics) and some will probably just rebel because they can.  If this technology is ever used on humans it will most likely start as a means to control students.  But “rewarding” people for following commands won’t be enough.  Some people will find a way to stimulate the pleasure part of the brain some other way to the same extent (or maybe more).  When this happens, a form of punishment may be included and the machine will become more of an issue.  The procedure used on the rats does not use control, force, punishment, or brainwashing.  So the saying “remote-controlled” does not apply, and is not true, because there is no direct control.  Hopefully the method won’t change and the technology will only be used on rats.  If they improved this technology to punish rather than reward, and if it were mass produced and got in the wrong hands (a power-mad dictator), a totalitarianism could be formed.

              The rats will supposedly be used to search through rubble (by attaching an additional tiny video camera) for disaster survivors.  They can be used as bombs.  They should attach a tiny (but powerful) explosive to the rats along with the video camera (maybe even GPS) and they’ll be ready to die for America.  They could dump a whole bunch of the mechanized rodents into an enemy’s sewer system, guide them up toilets into people’s homes (rats do this naturally in some places) and blam!  They wouldn’t even know what hit them when they were sitting on the john.  They also could send rats into caves and guide them down tunnels.  This would be perfect for taking out Al Queada members or just for reconnaissance.  The military doesn’t want to bomb people’s homes to fight a dictator, so they could always guide the rats through the streets (out of storm drains) towards the dictator’s mansion.    Most people don’t notice rats, especially in places where they’re expected and when they’re hidden.  Some may argue about this and say that is animal abuse but the rat deaths will take the place of soldiers’ deaths.  One day America will be all-powerful, not by nukes, not by soldiers, not by giant robots, by remote-controlled rats, rats with bombs and video cameras attached to them.

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